- It’s cold (duh).
- People think you are crazy.
- Your pets now plaster themselves all over you while you sleep for warmth, rendering you unable to move.
- It takes much longer to defrost a piece of frozen meat by just leaving it out.
- The plants become very unhappy with you and drop ALL of their leaves. (We fear this could be a warning of their impending death).
- It is hard to get everyday tasks done with all of the many layers that must be worn to fend off frostbite.

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December 29, 2007 at 2:48 pm
Allison
One upside: Your refrigerator doesn’t have to work as hard.