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The crazies

November 30, 2007
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I am leery of people who don’t drink coffee or booze. To those crazies I ask:

  • How do you get through the mornings?
  • More importantly, how do you survive family get togethers?
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  1. motoaahhh permalink
    December 1, 2007 4:15 pm

    “How do you get through the mornings?”

    We crazies typically answer this question by saying that we’re high on life, which is more than enough to get through the morning. This answer typically makes you “Coffee freaks” even more leery of us.

    Actually, there’s a vicious cycle at work here: coffee freaks have bad breath, which causes them ill repute, which causes them to feel depressed, which causes them to hate mornings and thus drink more coffee. Now throw in cigarettes…

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