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The downfalls of being stingy with your heat

December 28, 2007
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  • It’s cold (duh).
  • People think you are crazy.
  • Your pets now plaster themselves all over you while you sleep for warmth, rendering you unable to move.
  • It takes much longer to defrost a piece of frozen meat by just leaving it out.
  • The plants become very unhappy with you and drop ALL of their leaves. (We fear this could be a warning of their impending death).
  • It is hard to get everyday tasks done with all of the many layers that must be worn to fend off frostbite.
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One Comment leave one →
  1. December 29, 2007 2:48 pm

    One upside: Your refrigerator doesn’t have to work as hard.

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