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Quotes from Scrubs that I can identify with

January 26, 2008

Carla: Turk, it’s okay if I keep my name once we’re married, right?
Turk: Yeah. We’ll just have one of those modern marriages where then man and woman don’t love each other.

Elliot: Carla, how did you get so good at being mean?
Carla: It gets easier when you’re married.

Elliot: My dad’s coming in to town for a conference tomorrow.
Carla: You don’t seem that stressed out.
Elliot: Well, I haven’t pooed in six days.

Keith: I love you.
Elliot: I love you, too.
Jordan: Woah, what the hell was that?
Elliot: I finally told Keith I loved him.
Jordan: Now that you’ve said what he wants to hear, he doesn’t have to work for it! It’s like when guys are really trying to sleep with you. When you finally give it up, there are no more flowers. Next thing you know, it’s twenty years later, and you’re standing over him while he sleeps, your third Martini in one hand and a steak knife in the other. And sure, he’s taken a sleeping pill so you can slice his arm open a little bit without waking him up. But it’s not satisfying. And you know why? Because you’ve lost the power.

Elliot: Well isn’t that just the pickle on the giant crap sandwich that is my day.

Carla: You can deny you like her all you want. But, I know for a fact, that every time you guys are done playing racquetball or having a conversation or whatever it is you crazy kids are calling it, you like nothing more than to just lie next to Jordan and watch her sleep.
Dr. Cox: It would be impossible for me to lie next to Jordan. She sleeps hanging from a ramp in the ceiling, wrapped in a cocoon of her own wings.

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